My Favorite Tweets: December 2011

Still sleepy! Still sleepy! Still sleZzZzZzzz………….

Ed_Husain
Perspective: 9,000 tweets per second about Beyonce’s pregnancy. Top #Twitter phenomenon of 2011. Not Arab uprisings, or Bin Laden.

TeraEuro
np #FDP hat nur 4 Zeichen RT @Rainer_Klute: Leider sind die richtig guten Witze zu lang für 140 Zeichen. #mimimi

umairh
Sorry, but I don’t accept the idea that you’re a victim, an effect, an afterthought. You have the potential to be a cause. Be one.

hotdogsladies
You know who else hated his parents for not buying him an iPhone? Hitler.

carney
Even if the 3 wisemen somehow made it through TSA screening, they’d never make it through customs with those gifts.

BrotloseKunst
Möglicherweise eine gewagte These, aber ich glaube, der Weihnachtsmann hat die Kinder von reichen Eltern lieber.

YanniKouts
LOL, ”supreme male-desire commander’ RT @fieldproducer This Kardashian thing has gone too far RT @BBCNews Kim hailed as ‘supreme commander’

TheTweetOfGod
Next time you walk down the street and don’t bump into anybody you haven’t seen in a while, say to yourself, “Wow, what a large world.”

FGoria
2007: Surprise – 2008: Fear – 2009: Hope – 2010: Contagion – 2011: Terror – 2012: which word for next financial year? #2012

The_Real_Fly
I love it when I see people smoking cigarettes in car with windows up. It is rare to find such a low form of human life. Quite the spectacle

Angela_D_Merkel
Packing holiday books. Got some German philosophy, a French fantasy, two Belgian thrillers, an Italian farce and a Greek tragedy. #holidays

FGoria
+1,000,000 RT @spignal: @fgoria 9975 @MatinaStevis 9982 — this showdown is about 50x more exciting than an EU summit.

FGoria
LOL RT @zerohedge: Brussels and Luxembourg food caterers are the most profitable industry in the world in 2011/2012

MatinaStevis
Barroso wishing us of Bxl press corp a happy new year, promises 2012 will be as exceptional as 2011. Noooooooo

lostgen
RWE schaltet Kraftwerke wegen zu geringer Erträge ab. Ach das meinen die mit “Blackout” wegen dem Atomausstieg.

pdacosta
Is there always a Republican debate going on?

alexlehmannfilm
istchristianwulffnochimamt.de F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, …

umairh
There’s a reason you’ve been conditioned to constantly “need” happy talk. And be frightened by anything but happy talk.

Regendelfin
Pro-Tipp: Nach dem Seifenblasen hat man zwar auch einen blöden Geschmack im Mund, aber @Becker_Boris wird anschliessend nicht Vater.

mercatus
U.S. military spending is higher than the next top 14 countries combined: ow.ly/7Vjcl

edwestonline
I’ve come to realise that life can be separated into three phases: worrying about sex, worrying about money and worrying about health

TheTweetOfGod
There are sometimes valid reasons for speaking uncomfortable truths, but “Just sayin'” is never one of those reasons.

EuroWadhwa
@zerohedge Britain should be downgraded AS WELL as France … If France is a basket case, Britain hasn’t even got a basket!

TeraEuro
kann man aus der #FDP keine AG machen, dann könnte man sie shorten oder auf den Totalschaden wetten… #fun mit CDS @egghat @rkeuper @MTaege

DylanByers
Those of you protesting Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” decision don’t understand that that automatically makes you person of the year.

zerohedge
RICHARD CHANDLER SAYS IT’S LARGEST SHAREHOLDER IN SINO-FOREST (BBG). Not to be confused with Dick Handler

LemaSabachthani
RT @World_First: #Italy needs to get the footballers back at the bond market

TheStalwart
RT @The_Weakonomist: It just wouldn’t be a proper Monday morning without at least three posts on Italian yields from @thestalwart before 8.

nutellagangbang
Jetzt neu für trockenes Haar: Wasser.

umairh
But who needs rights and functioning social contracts when you’ve got iPhones, Netflix, Starbucks, and Walmart?

extra3
Die NPD ist ja so was wie der parlamentarische Arm des Verfassungsschutzes (C.Ehring) #NazismitNebeneinkommen

FGoria
LOL of the Sunday! RT @Alea_: There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.

ReformedBroker
@TheStalwart @carney and to think, all those manic days beginning at 2:30 am and the market closes flat for the year. Hilarious.

moorehn
This is amusing: Amy Chua’s “Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother” was sold in China as “Being an American Mom.” bit.ly/vI0zNo #hardcore

umairh
Two hundred and something years of America, and we ended up with…”Newt Romney”. Please aliens, save us already.

TheStalwart
Arab Spring has become Russian Winter

AlbertoNardelli
#Italy: 42,000 yacht owners, 518 owners of a private jet & 188,171 owners of a ‘luxury car’ declare less than €20K earnings per year.

kopfzeiler
Hehe. RT @thhamilton Tonight all my friends wanted to go to the pub, but I didn’t so I vetoed it. Now they’re all in the pub. #cameronveto

TheStalwart
Guessing that @nigel_farage is in a hot tub full of champagne today.

egghat
Allen Euroskeptikern empfehle ich das Auswandern nach Großbritannien. Die haben keinen Euro und alle sind glücklich dort. Oder?

EuroWadhwa
Bye-bye Britain! … No matter what Cameron says, the UK’s influence on Europe on “par” with Latvia … Maybe

umairh
Feature, not bug MT @doriantaylor: @umairh The equivalent of the entire populations of Washington, Oregon and California all on food stamps.

FGoria
Angie is furious tonight… RT @Angela_D_Merkel: Scrapping financial transaction tax. Will tax @FGoria’s tweets instead.

LorcanRK
Ha! Brilliant. RT @Angela_D_Merkel: Nicolas and David fighting over the stereo. Playing ‘Waterloo’ was asking for trouble. #eurosummit

FGoria
***Germany rejects Christmas*** (© @Dgklavdi)

LorcanRK
No, really. It will all be fine.

LorcanRK
Looks like @johnpmcdermott won the ‘half hour before the close rumour’ FT office pool today. Well done John :)

zerohedge
BDB SAYS GERMAN BANKS ARE NOT UNDERCAPITALIZED. Spot on – they are all insolvent

Queen_UK
Off to the Euro Summit. twitpic.com/7q648y

zerohedge
TheOnion missed its IPO window. The world stole its business model

zerohedge
pathetic. just pathetic

carney
The problem with reading all these memos, open letters and such re: Euro Rescue is that by the time you’re done reading, there’s a new plan.

lostgen
Wer hat uns verraten? Sozialdatenkraken.

TaoiseachEnda
In case you’re wondering why it’s taking two days to deliver #Budget2012, it’s because we have to translate it from German.

Angela_D_Merkel
Conference call with Herman Van Rompuy. Living the dream.

AlbertoNardelli
A cheeseburger couldn’t have existed a century ago and cannot exist outside of a post-agrarian society waldo.jaquith.org/blog/2011/12/i… (via @kottke)

TeraEuro
RT @katie_martin_FX: Poor old eurocrats. Must. Figure. Out. How. To. Ban. Ratings. Agencies.

Simon_Nixon
Amid all the bluster from Merkozy presser, big winner seems to be Sarkozy (and de Gaulle), losers are Germany and UK.

umairh
Charmander +1 RT @drgrist: Herman Cain admits he quoted Pokemon: is.gd/BkfjQ6 I’m going to miss this guy.

umairh
So apparently Cain started his campaign by quoting the Pokemon. Only in America would that not FUCKING DISQUALIFY YOU FOR STUPIDITY.

Angela_D_Merkel
Bought a Mickey Mouse costume for Regling. #eurogifts

LemaSabachthani
OMG! Poker? No. Psycho! twitpic.com/7nkjdk

rheto
In Karlsruhe werden heute Blindgänger gesucht. Ich hätte ja in Berlin angefangen

NicTrades
The Eurozone’s Facebook page has just changed its currency status from “single” to “it’s complicated” (joke of the day from prop chat)

lostgen
Fakt: Wegen des milden Novembers war die eingespeiste Stromproduktion aus Windkraft am 23.11. um 11h lediglich 337 von max. 28.000MW.

TeraEuro
sozusagen #Kauder-welsch aka #groberUnfug in #Endlosschleife RT @mh120480: also der kauder spricht doch nicht deutsch… ! @kaffeebeimir

TheStalwart
I’m bored. I’m afraid I can’t enjoy life anymore on days when there’s neither a crash or a global coordinated intervention.

TeraEuro
DE an Roesler: Nein zu #FDP nicht verhandelbar RT @REUTERS_DE: Rösler: Nein zu Euro-Bonds nicht verhandlungsfähig reut.rs/rVU5xR

TeraEuro
bei 2% Wählern nicht mehr lang sein Problem #FDP #Roesler #Idioten RT @FGoria: RTRS German EconMin: fighting euro crisis could take years

umairh
Pardon my French. Look, if we can’t face reality, we can’t accept reality. If we can’t accept reality, we can’t change reality.

ReformedBroker
Everyone’s saying it was Deutsche Bank ($DB) that was Game Over last night… pretty big deal if so, what do you think?

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