My Favorite Tweets: January 2012

GSElevator
#1: They’ve had 16 Greece summits in two years. #2: That’s about 12 more than Reagan & Gorbachev had.

udovetter
Experten empfehlen Schlecker einen neuen Namen. Im Schloss Bellevue gerät jemand ins Grübeln.

bengoldacre
All edge pizza tray surely in line for nobel prize bit.ly/yLxC4A

FGoria
LOL of the year! RT @peter_tl: Overheard in #Davos: Describe Europe in one word: “Good” What about in two words? “Not good” #eurohumour

petulantskeptic
I feel like this has to be a dream. Politicians are debating privatizing the moon and whether lunar colonies can achieve statehood. On CNN.

ohsarayeah
Heiraten ist ein Konzept für Menschen die die Hoffnung, jemand besseres zu finden, verloren haben.

GSElevator
[Classic] #1: If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… Because if you’re good at lying, you’re good at everything.

TheTweetOfGod
“Starbucks to Start Selling Beer and Wine.” It had better be overpriced, stupidly named and not worth the wait, or no one will buy it.

ReformedBroker
Extra rice at Foxconn tonight. Party down. $AAPL

umairh
There are times when I will tell you exactly what I think. Without sugar-coating it. This is not because I don’t care, but because I do.

dandyliving
Betrunken flirten ist wie hungrig einkaufen

The_Real_Fly
My pc is able to download pirated music and movies. Windows allows this and should be punished. Msft is piracy king

JeffDSachs
The ancient Greeks called it kakistocracy: government by the most unprincipled. Gingrich is exhibit A.

jbarro
When I watch what the masses are doing in South Carolina, I wonder why more of you sensible people don’t share my elitism.

JeffDSachs
Shocking to watch spectacle of Republican primary. Moral & intellectual rot. Sadly, too many Dems little better. Is our system collapsing?

TheTweetOfGod
“Chuck Norris Endorses Newt Gingrich.” Why is a martial-arts master backing a marital-arts failure?

EuroWadhwa
We DO have alarming inflation: inflation in self-appointed “experts” on the €zone. They all know what NOT to do to solve the crisis …

Elektronews
Die Lücke, die #Niebel hinterlässt, wird ihn mehr als ersetzen…

Angela_D_Merkel
Haven’t had a summit for a while. #bored

StephanSchwarz
Gibt’s eigentlich schon ein #Wiedereingliederungsprogramm für nach der nächsten Bundestagswahl #arbeitslos gewordene #Abgeordnete der #FDP?

The_Real_Fly
The Costa Concordia is an analogy for the entirety of Italy

Peak_As
Was das Schlimme an den #Piraten ist, sie schüren Hoffnungen in die Reformierbarkeit des Systems ohne irgend welche Ahnung davon zu haben.

LemaSabachthani
#BBBeserious

jordanpouille
AAA staying alive, staying alive

AlbertoNardelli
Meanwhile, the @Elysee is tweeting about biscuits. #Frnce

Angela_D_Merkel
Calling the Elysée: Schäuble on line 1 posing as Mr Standard, Westerwelle on line 2 as Mr Poor. #funtimes

TheStalwart
That is clever RT @pegobry: This is true: i.imgur.com/dgxcA.png

umairh
It’s not that “democracy” killed Europe. Or that “capitalism” killed America. It’s that our way of life killed both, and more.

ja_sicher
#Jauch ist als Journalist ungefähr so geeignet wie #Wulff als Bundespräsident.

robhae
politische Zeiten heute: #Piraten entern, #Liberale kentern, und der Bootsmann wird von der #bild aufgeknüpft

TeraEuro
“gebongt, machen wir ” (Döring/Rösler) RT @michikoenig: “Die FDP kann nur einer besiegen: das sind wir selbst.” (Brüderle) #FDP #108lpt

Schmidtlepp
Das Verhältnis zwischen Politik und Presse ist übrigens ein in beide Richtungen funktionierendes Stockholm Syndrom.

Doener
„Wissenschaft ist wie Sex – manchmal kommt etwas Nützliches dabei heraus, aber das ist nicht der Grund, warum wir es betreiben.“ Feynman

justinwolfers
“I am not a politician” –Congresswomen Bachmann, speaking during her Presidential candidacy.

BetseyStevenson
I am completely and utterly bored with Iowa. And I fear that politics is going to crowd out policy all year long

EpicureanDeal
Forecasts are adults’ version of fairy tales: patently false tales meant to impute order and meaning to a senseless universe.

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