My Favorite Tweets: March 2012

Better late than never! Fällt in diesem Monat etwas kürzer aus, weil ich doch etwas länger AFI (AWAY FROM INTERNET: Frankreich, England, Österreich, you know the drill) war. Trotzdem wieder sehr lustig gewesen, dieses Twitter.

Schlachtzeile
Manchmal beschleicht mich der ungeheuerliche Verdacht, dass einige von Euch hier nur so zum Spaß twittern…

ReformedBroker
They didn’t ask me to speak at TEDx Wall Street – probably because I say things with meaning and practical application. I don’t do ambiguity

GSElevator
#1: The lottery is just a way of taxing poor people who don’t know math.

zerohedge
German finance minister says Commission must support Greece more efficiently. Maybe a regiment of German tanks on location will help?

TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes the hardest word to say is “sorry”. But most of the time it’s “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis”.

egghat
Patente (u.a. auf Medikamente) gelten 20 Jahre. Copyrights auf #Tatort-Drehbücher bis 70 Jahre nach dem Tod. Stimmen da die Relationen?

DonConte
Die FDP ist ja nur beleidigt, dass es eine Transfergesellschaft für Schlecker, aber keine für die FDP geben soll #schlecker #fdp

AndyHarless
@Noahpinion There’s a case to be made against liberty, but MAC enthusiasts don’t seem to realize that their choice is making that case.

madeupstats
London’s top 3 attractions that charge an entry fee: 1. Madame Tussaud’s (£25) 2. London Eye (£19) 3. David Cameron (£250k)

TeraEuro
gnihihi RT @DrWaumiau: Wenn mir langweilig ist, rufe ich in der FDP-Zentrale an und singe “ALLES HAT EIN ENDE NUR DIE WURST HAT 1,2”.

TeraEuro
+100 RT @Halbbrut: #FDP so: WE ARE THE ONE PERCENT

TeraEuro
RT @peterbreuer: FDP 5. Aber erst nach dem Komma.

Queen_UK
One really can’t understand the #cashforcameron scandal. One would happily pay £250,000 to NOT have dinner with the Prime Minister.

DieMarginalen
Die #Piraten haben auf dem #lptnrw mehr Kandidaten als wir Wähler.

pourmecoffee
Hunger Games set to be most-watched vision of plutocratic dystopian future until the GOP convention.

FareedZakaria
A college student costs the state $8,667 per year; a prisoner costs it $45,006 a year. http://ow.ly/9OB4x

Jasonian84
@JasonKuznicki the health benefits of regular sex are clear; what about a sex partner mandate?

FareedZakaria
Since 1980, California has built one college campus and 21 prisons. http://ow.ly/9OAYS

pourmecoffee
On this day in 1933, FDR signed bill legalizing possession of beer and wine. He also did some other good stuff, but this was his main thing.

pourmecoffee
Romney says Bush saved the economy. Darth Vader also saved Luke, but in both cases some stuff happened before that.

Angela_D_Merkel
What’s this about a UK budget? I never approved anything!

ReformedBroker
RT @moorehn: JP Morgan closed the Vatican’s bank account. I can’t even make the God’s work joke here. I can’t. http://reut.rs/GCVdLb

TheStalwart
What’s Kony?

pfadintegral
Ich kann nicht mal anonym über das Internet Pizza bestellen, Sauerei

TheStalwart
Has anyone noticed that the Baltic Dry Index has been going up for 6 weeks? Nope, because people only talk about it when it’s going down.

DieMarginalen
Uns kommt gerade der Gedanke, dass wir ja eventuell aus dem Landtag in NRW rausfliegen könnten. Hatten wir bisher gar nicht dran gedacht…

RichardA
George Clooney’s arrest is a distraction for the bank heist Ben Affleck is doing across town #movieplot

bengoldacre
we shld just stand outside Adobe’s offices blocking everyone going in and out with 16’x9′ placards saying “do you want to update flash?”

_CB01
Fuck you Greg Smith and your mention of Muppets. Now the stream is all shitty Muppet jokes and Muppets in general.

moorehn
Women do housework for 15,000 years, get ratty plastic utensils. Men do it for 30 years and spoons look like Ferraris. http://nyti.ms/yXqTv4

YanniKouts
Venizelos: “Bailout program does not mark the end of politics in Greece”.

Angela_D_Merkel
You can Air Force One as much as you like David, the Chancellor will always fly AAA. #downgrade

Pawelmorski
I can officially confirm that the EM bond desk at Goldman does not find having the Muppet Show theme tune played to them funny.

LDrogen
Muppetgate, LOL!

pareene
Goldman used to be about making obscenely wealthy people wealthier while also making ourselves obscenely wealthy, now it is about GREED

nazarioz
@justinwolfers – that’s because the real Pi day, the one that matters, is actually 3/14/15 at 9:26:53.589

justinwolfers
Government spending under Reagan, Bush, Clinton, W., & Obama. Who are the Keynesians? Killer chart from @brianbeutler. http://pic.twitter.com/N6yZCAl8

GregSmith_GS
Can’t a guy just play some ‘pong and wine & dine some clients without having to worry about this “profit” nonsense?

JoshTANoble
Anybody got going on a ‘Why I’m leaving the eurozone, by Greece’ yet?

TheTweetOfGod
Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo.

TeraEuro
RT @madeupstats: The average Diet Coke drinker weighs 3kg more than a normal Coke drinker.

michaelbd
An Idiot Abroad is one of the only programs that should be permitted. Karl Pilkington improves a weekend.

alaindebotton
The challenge for a human now is to be more interesting to another than his or her smartphone.

_firescript
Poetry is just a bunch of words with no clear policy recommendations.

katskii
This is brilliant – “Who said that, Mitt Romney or Mr Burns?” http://twitpic.com/8sbah4

lostgen
#Jauch diskutiert den Ausstieg vom Ausstieg vom Ausstieg vom Austieg.

BorowitzReport
Week in Review: In the War on Sex, the current score is Sex 1,000,000,000, Republicans 0.

madeupstats
If Twitter raised the character limit from 140 to 200, it would finally allow 90 million German speakers to finish a sentence.

EuroWadhwa
@EuroWadhwa @chrisadamsmkts @pawelmorski … But the € is more than a currency … It is a cornerstone of European integration … Just wait

siegstyle
Das ich als Deutscher mal Hollande den Sieg wünsche…

regulus4
And bacon!! RT @TheTweetOfGod: The United States’ motto should be “America: We Put Cheese on Things.”

pourmecoffee
Yelp stock soaring in first day trading. If I’d known there was money in judging things, I’d have set my mom up in business.

ohaimareiki
ich hoffe sehr, in diesem leben nie so hungrig zu sein, dass ich die mensapommes esse.

TheStalwart
RT @aussietorres: BEWARE THE ISDA OF MARCH #isda

daveweigel
Waking up before 6 am ET and checking Twitter is like stumbling across Santa’s workshop, w financial reporters instead of elves

stefanjbecket
Deleting my Google history would make my biographer’s job just that much more difficult.

KimJongNumberUn
I have agreed with the US to give up nuclear weapons in exchange for an iPad 3.

AshleyRParker
Romney, on his wife, Ann: “Isn’t she great? She’s not running, so you have to vote for me to get her.” #AndThere’sTheRub

estherbintliff
Unfortunate spelling error in Barroso statement: “the solution is off course in the hands of the Greek government” http://on.ft.com/w9Py2c

zerohedge
Sell everything, buy Apple. The Fed can’t print iPhones

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