My Favorite Tweets: April 2012

… bevor sich meine Eltern für einige Tage bei mir einquartieren & mir meine(n) Schlaf/Nerven/Wein rauben werden :( hier meine Liebesten im April: Zuuuu späääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääät.

NiKE_OG
“@Joe_wyche: Lebron one flop away from being a soccer player.” !!!!!

tknuewer
“Die Medien reden so einen Scheiß über die Piraten, jetzt wähle ich die auch”, sagt Frau neben mir beim Hören des @WDR2 Beitrags

FGoria
Austerity is now! — Dutch government decrees that all cannabis cafes are off-limits to tourists http://bit.ly/Kkdn3s

moonpolysoft
Man, imagine if we can get the bitcoin people arguing with the gold standard people.

DerBulo
Liebe GEMA! Wenn ihr schon überall Plakate und Anzeigen schaltet, dann verwendet doch bitte dieses Motiv hier … http://twitpic.com/9e2xrv

Angela_D_Merkel
Fiskalpakt, Firewall und Fußball. Now we just need to win France. cc @NicolasSarkozy

LemaSabachthani
+1 RT @gdivaio: Indeed! Risk refers to uncertainty, deflation is now certain RT @djfxtrader EU Van Rompuy: No Risk Of Deflationary Spiral

zerohedge
Austerity wins

Angela_D_Merkel
I did warn @marianorajoy that if he didn’t hit the target there would be penalties. #bayern #fiskalpakt

LorcanRK
Epic trolling RT @TheStalwart: This is the upside to going after leaders of isolated island nations. It makes national news.

ryanavent
Bernanke: “Surprise! We’ve actually just been buying Apple shares.” #fedpresser

Angela_D_Merkel
So David, how’s that money-printingy thing working for you?

KimJongNumberUn
As hard as it’s been for me to live up to an evil father, I feel even sorrier for James Murdoch.

TheTweetOfGod
Christianity is a great way to keep people from understanding Jesus.

FGoria
Contagion completed RT @ChrisAdamsMKTS: Eurozone crisis: core infection

umairh
“Love is not an assignment for cowards” — Ovid. The problem with thin relationships and social media in a nutshell.

zerohedge
Sigh. Le Perkel sounds better than Horkel

mark_dow
Just waiting for a “Le Pen, mightier than le sword” comment…#premiertour

TheStalwart
RT @AlgosWin: @TheStalwart If 1/3 of French people tweet about the election, France will be able to reimburse its debt today.

zerohedge
Goodbye Merkozy, Hello Horkel

astefanowitsch
„Sie werden jetzt interviewt. Alles, was Sie sagen, kann und wird aus dem Kontext gerissen zitiert werden.“

sixtus
Meine Fußnägel wachsen so schnell wie die von Hitler.

deficitowl
I still can’t believe she said this so candidly. Why does the IMF love austerity? Because it’s good for business. http://pic.twitter.com/y9HIfI93

SuperMarki
Der BVB ist auch das einzige schwarz-gelbe, was in diesem Land funktioniert.

KimJongNumberUn
It’s Hitler’s birthday. Reminds me of what Dad used to say about him: “Overrated.”

BILDblog
@fr_schirrmacher Das ist die sogenannte Nerd-Anziehungskraft! (hei)
In reply to frankschirrmacher

Angela_D_Merkel
Green leaves of spring / Unfurling on trees / Mario wishes they were money. #eurohaiku

alaindebotton
Intimacy is the capacity to be rather weird with someone – and finding that that’s ok with them.

sechsdreinuller
Ich studiere Bier auf Leeramt.

Regendelfin
Oh, ein gutaussehender Typ. Gleich mal arrogant links liegen lassen und später ärgern, dass er mich nicht angesprochen hat.

Angela_D_Merkel
For the record: when I asked Juan Carlos to terminate Dumbo I was, of course, referring to @MarianoRajoy.

umairh
No offense, but if you can’t allow yourself ever to feel sad, you’re not fully living.

KimJongNumberUn
Still confused about what went wrong. Thought Diet Coke and Mentos was foolproof.

KimJongNumberUn
My rocket didn’t launch. I swear this has never happened to me before.

ReformedBroker
North Korean rocket built by Nokia.

The_Real_Fly
We’re all a bunch of Nokia’s waiting for our turn.

eradke
RT @politicoroger: Letterman: “Because Mitt Romney is a Mormon, he can actually have several vice presidents.”

fxdx
Kann das bitte mal jemand dem Dieter Nuhr sagen?!!! RT @nameistlatte: Wenn man nicht die Fresse halten kann: EINFACH MAL AHNUNG HABEN!

MrJChrist
IM BACK BITCHES!!!

Suanzes
+10000 RT @KimJongNumberUn #Passover is a very North Korean holiday, because it involves hiding food. #BOOM #LOL

justinwolfers
Fascinating. RT @foxjust: “Milton F. is a bloody nuisance.” Paul Samuelson, mid-1960s http://ow.ly/a6qGi

Pawelmorski
New virus affects Macs. Makes users smug and annoying. Completely undetectable.

ennomane
Wenn man keine Ahnung hat, öfter mal Gedichte schreiben.

Atrios
bloggers are like superheroes, only cooler and more powerful

FraeuleinGrau
“Eine durchschnittliche Person verbringt 18 Stunden pro Woche am Computer.” “Du meinst am Tag, oder?!”

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