That time of the month! Topics: Eurobonds, James Bond(s), Facebook IPO, inflation.
Writing a column about Bankia. Got to say, it’s a good name for a bank.
For the avoidance of doubt, there is no such thing as ‘American English’. There is the English language and there are mistakes.
One milkshake would bring literally millions of North Koreans to the yard.
Non-biased journalism my ass. Most views expressed by so called radical clerics are canonical, therefore they’re the opposite of radical.
Time to start taxing Vatican assets and income given that the church is biggest legal tax evader in Italy and biggest real estate owner
In most other countries, people upload photos of their tan but only in Britain would you show off your sunburn with pride!
The Germans always say no. Maybe the others should trick them with double negatives. ‘Hey, should we NOT do euro bonds?’ ‘Nein’ ‘Gotcha!’
Mario Draghi was actually born Martin Von Drag but abducted from his German family by gypsies. He has returned to take his rightful place.
*German June 2014 Schatz Average Yield 0.07% [dj]>> boys and girls, it’s a JAMES BOND!
Watching a screen of people on CNBC watching FB not trade on NASDAQ. Have finally found a pastime more time-wasting than actual FB
Widersprüchliche Thesen zum Euro-Austritt Athens jagen sich. Das “Ich-weiß-nicht” der Piraten wirkt in solchen Momenten wie ein Gegengift.
Drinking a toast to Liberté, égalité and électricité. (sorry, I’ll stop now)
After just 3 twitter months, find myself summing up meetings and chats as possible tweets. Scary
History is going to proudly proclaim “Phew! Good thing the ECB was there”. Oh, wait.
Facebook is worth 100B? They totally stole the idea of invasion of privacy & imaginary farms from North Korea.
Got kids from school. They were looking at their ipods so I drove to a field and said “WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO!?” Only made one of them cry.
Joke on Weibo: take a laptop to the Spratly Islands, if you can access Facebook/Twitter they belongs to the Philippines, otherwise Chinese.
Sarah Palin: “I believe that marriage is a relationship between a woman and a professional snowmobile racer.”
There is no “anti austerity” party in Greece. There’s a pro-planned austerity party and a pro-unplanned austerity party.
“…So irresponsible and unacceptable did Greece’s behaviour become that it was formally expelled from the Latin Monetary Union in 1908.”
EZ game of chicken: “austerity fatigue” in periphery on the way to collision with “bailout fatigue” in the core. Who will blink first?
ekelhaft: widerliche spekulantenschweine haben den weizenpreis binnen jahresfrist um 24% nach unten getrieben. hungersnöte drohen.
Merde is trending in Europe
The Economist is what happens when you combine Fox News with still thinking Britain is the most powerful Empire on Earth.
And since when is a country where real wages have stagnated for a decade a model?!
Quote of the night: mixed nuts seller Yiannis: “I dont really care either way. As long as they do these rallies so i can sell nuts”.
Harald Schmidt hat bei Sky unterzeichnet – Er kann ja schlecht immer bei Aldi rumhängen, nur um wieder vor die Kamera zu kommen. (C.Ehring)
A certain logic to not leaving enough time to get to a scary meeting: so the fear of being late displaces the fear of the occasion.
I’ll always feel a little guilty that the day before Osama bin Laden died I invited him to join Foursquare.