Well, I’m a bit late… but without further ado, here are my favorite tweets for the aforementioned months:
Also-my gosh!-Republicans at expensivish Republican gatherings are almost all *white*? Just like the communist group at my alma mater!
Does anyone else sense that news is a little slow today?
My Highlights of 2012 List: 1) 2) 3) 4) 5)
Only 7 more shopping days until I give my family cash for Christmas.
„Papi, warum muss man Schnee schieben?“ „Er macht das Ausrutschen nahezu unmöglich, deshalb legt man die darunterliegende Eisschicht frei.“
OH at traditional Parisian restaurant, in the politest of tones. “Do you have a menu in English?” “Of course we don’t.”
It’s easy to blame others for your mistakes. Seriously. Try it.
Apparently theories based on data do better than wishful thinking. This could be a lesson with wide applicability.
Didn’t quite get the same reaction when I promised four more years of #Eurocrisis.
During the ’08 election we tweeted what they were doing on TV. Four years later, TV is talking about what we’re doing on Twitter.
YOU DIDN’T ELECT THAT!
Oh man, I bet George Lucas is rolling in his
DronePads™ are equipped with both miniature Hellfire missiles and, as a new extra Green™ option, fixed bayonets. $AAPL
I’m going to look it up. No, you look it up. No, they’ll look it up. Yeah, they’ll look it up.
Shorter tonight’s “debate”. “I’ll kill the terrorists”. “I’ll kill the terrorists better!!”. “I’ll kill them meaner!!”. “KKILLL!!!””
“Yet not so peaceful that we will share our fossil fuel revenues with them…” #Norge
EU should have a public competition to choose who delivers the acceptance speech and picks up the prize. #Nobelvision
Well, let’s face it, the way the experiment is going in #Greece & rest of periphery, #EU was never going to win #Nobel Prize in Chemistry
If you want to watch something plunging to earth at dangerous speeds, there’s always the Spanish economy. #RedBull
Die Börsenberichterstattung im Fernsehen gehört zu den absurdesten Dingen, die ich kenne.
If PSY doesn’t show up at the debate tonight, basically the whole thing will have been pointless.
URGENT WILL PAY BIG MONEY FOR BOMB LIKE ONE BIBI SHOWED AT UN TODAY CONTACT ME ON MYSPACE KTHXBYE
Gaffe-focused journalism: revenge of intelligent people who know true evils are out there but lack the access/time to get to them.
Probably not a good sign that people take a more empirical approach to choosing a fantasy football team than a government.
Wann erwischt die Polizei eigentlich endlich diesen Umsatz, der ständig überall einbricht?
“Ob ein Land entwickelt ist, sieht man nicht daran, dass Arme Auto fahren, sondern Reiche Bahn und Rad” (ein Mexikaner über Deutschland)
FAZ, reinforcing stereotypes
Btw, now Eurozone has a government, at least #ECB
I’m starting to think North Korea should have political conventions, but only as a form of punishment.
A health secretary who believes in homeopathy is like a Chancellor relying on money trees. Or a Transport Minister backing perpetual motion.
Republicans believe the poor will work harder if they have less money while the rich will work harder if they have more.
Germany’s manufacturing contraction suggests squeezing of trade partners, while politically appealing, may not be a sustainable strategy.
China, after discovering maple syrup is considered a natural resource, planning takeover bid for Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers.